What is your favorite book?

1. "Your time." If you don't want to be bothered, this is the perfect reply. 2. "My blood pressure. Because of you." Use this one carefully. Try not to get any enemies! 3. "A Preposition!" 'Up' is a preposition. So you can answer this question literally. 4. "The opposite of down." This is another way to answer literally. 5. "Gas prices," If you don't own a car, you can say something else, like "One Direction ticket prices." 5. "A movie." You can reference the 2009 Disney Pixar movie by answering this simple question. 6. "It's a bird...It's a plane...It's Superman!" Don't be afraid to be silly! 7. "I'm socially programmed to say 'Not much'" Most of the time we say "Not much" to answer this. Let's shake things up and see what reaction you get after this comment. Feel free to add on other funny ways to reply to the "What's Up?" greeting.
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INKY AUTHOR 33

 

Gryffindor! Reader, Writer, Artist & Dreamer. INKY and AUTHOR-Y. Pizza is life.

 

"Dogs are the worst animals." -Said no one ever.

 

GO AWAY: SERIOUS READING SESSION

 

 

Be Kind. Be Brave. Be Bold.

 

Because it happens to annoy everyone I say it to, "the sky"

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<>Breeze<> 

Breeze's Foxcraft Account

Siffla forever. Pirie is awesome.

 

*stares at poll* Why do you do this to me I can't choose! T-T

 

9."Poisonous cupcakes! " Say it cheerfully! :) Whenever I say this I go into rants about fandoms so whoever I say it too either listens cuz they're part of that fandom, or they walk away or retract the question.

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HI I'M A PERSON

 

*Flops*

 

Ve~ Pasta is awesome

WoF, Bearhaven and Foxcraft too

Prussia and I love awesome

And I love you

 

♡Moonstone♡(unless someone else has that nickname now)

LGBTQ+

She/he/xie/they

Glance up, point up at nothing and say "a bomb! Run!!!".

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~Tornado~Rey~Poet~

 

I'm a Star Wars Geek Jedi.

 

Yes, I do play the clarinet. And yes, I do know how to play notes so high they'd make you go deaf. AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.

 

Why are you still reading this...? Scroll down!

You could say "Knock knock. Who's there? Me." You could also say "'Sup! Rhymes with up." 

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Authordragon3

Foxcraft is awesome!

I heart dragons

Bunnies are so cute!!!!!!

Open a book

Flowers are pretty

I am a hugger!!!!!

 

Proud Harry Potter fan!!!

 

 OMG. This site is AMAZING! 

 

When you are outside, look up, and say "Woah, look at the sun!"

 

Hehe, you just made them look at the sun, and now they are temporarily blind.

 

MWUHAHAHAHHA!

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~REY~

 

THE

Jedi

 Lunar

  Icewing

    Avenger

     Slytherin

       Nightfury

         BYU COUGAR

           #TheLastJedi

*Looks up*

 

Uh... I can't really tell from the ground... WAIT, IS THAT THE NORTH KOREAN FLAG??

 

EVERYONE EVACUATE TO THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!

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 ~Creek~

   He  Him

 

         I like to breathe air.

            It's refreshing.

 

      It makes me feel alive.

 

    I'm happy to be

           able to

     Breathe.

 

     Breathing is convenient.

*staring at poll*

WHY U DO THIS TO ME!

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IMA PROUD FANGIRL FOR WINGS OF FIRE, PERCY JACKSON, HARRY POTTER, MICHEAL VEY, AND THE UNWANTEDS

"I like these books,"

 

*tapes camera on computer*

 

How do you know I've read all of them? Why make me choose? AHHHHHHH!!

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"If You've never been hit by a flying burrito, consider yourself lucky. It's right up there with grenades and projectiles."

-The Titan's Curse

 

All I need in life is books, family, and pizza

 

THE FIZZYSPRINKLES20

 

Hallowee

 

-Thistle the Dragon<3

 

 

Dump all your insecurities, hopes, and dreams on the asker and then say “That’s what’s up.” And walk away. 

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Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 The underachieving gifted child

I put the“me” in disappointment!

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

Lol

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INKY AUTHOR 33

 

Gryffindor! Reader, Writer, Artist & Dreamer. INKY and AUTHOR-Y. Pizza is life.

 

"Dogs are the worst animals." -Said no one ever.

 

GO AWAY: SERIOUS READING SESSION

 

 

Be Kind. Be Brave. Be Bold.

 

1. "Carrot sticks!" Because that's probably close to the last thing a person would expect to hear.

 

2. "Birds" Cuz they fly. Duh (well, most of them anyway)

 

3. "(Insert favorite pokemon here)" Well.. I couldn't find a reason so... LET'S DANCE!!!!!!! 

 

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Happy Halloween!

 

- Sage

 

My OCs: Loyalty, Dew, Splash, Macaw

 

When life gives you lemons through them back at life and demand a refund! >: